"Why must I be the planetary rebel?" he asked the Flopglopple.
"Perhaps you are like me", said the Flopglopple. "You enjoy stirring things up".
"But I don't. I like smoothing things over. I like my feet high up on a sofa, eating peanuts".
"Nonetheless, you are not like the other botanists", said the Flopglopple. "I have always
known this about you".
-- William Kotzwinkle. E.T., the Book of the Green Planet